Hello, as you may know I'm gnome Joop. I live in this garden for years.
I like to observe this garden women. So I am able to share a different side of
her character with you all.
Last week I heard she will be going to England shortly. She wants to see
rhododendrons and bluebells. Why I ask myself? She has plenty of bluebells in
her own garden. Complete nonsense, driving such a long way to see the same
thing.
She called me. "Joop, please come and take a look. You can help me
with my potager." POTAGER? To me this is an ordinary vegetable garden! What
is the meaning of using a French word? Is it more posh? I'm sure her French
followers will be laughing their ……off.
Anyway, I walk over and to my astonishment I see she has pulled out all the
remaining tulips. Ridiculous of course! At first she is happy that the tulips are
blooming and the next moment she takes them all out. "I am going to put these
tulips in a vase" she says, when I ask her why she does this. Seems not logically
to me (?!?)
"Joop, when I'm in England, can you please finish those other two parts
of my potager? I don’t have time for these and the beans should be planted by
now. Just put the poles in the ground and tie them firmly together on top. After
that, plant the beans and do not forget to water them."
And off she is. But those poles are sky high! She must be thinking I'm a
mountaineer!
Why is she leaving in the first place? The garden is at its best now.
Today I expect her back. Of course I could not be bothered with all her
ideas so I have done none of the jobs she asked me to do. That's why I will hide
quickly behind the Geraniums. By the time she finds me - impatient as she is - she
probably will have planted the vegetable garden by herself.
POTAGER! It could not be more bizarre!
All new followers a warm welcome.
Hetty, What a fun post! Now I know how you manage to keep your garden looking so lovely - you have Joop to help you! I am always so envious of you northern gardeners with your lush green grass, but here it just isn't possible. Enjoy your beautiful results!
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